An Open Letter

To the Neighbor Who Left a Note in Our Mailbox About Our Flag

Please mind your own business

Dear Neighbor,

Thank you for your observation about our flag. We appreciate that you took the time to drop a note in our mailbox to inform us. It was so thoughtful of you to bring it up, I’m sure it has been on your mind for a few days. We’d thank you in person, but you forgot to sign the note.

We’re sure that was just an oversight.